Yeah...I had to learn that the hard way.

Step 1 — Tie old-style large apple or pineapple juice cans to the bottom of your feet. Plastic bottles or juice boxes will not work, so you may have to look around. To hide the cans, you’ll need flared or bell-bottom pants that go right to the floor — you should be…
I Told Everyone At My New Job I Was Six Foot Five
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Patrick Metzger
Hewlett Patterson Linkwater
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Jul 29, 2021
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Yeah...I had to learn that the hard way.
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Written by Hewlett Patterson Linkwater900 Followers
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Anti-psychotic drug enthusiast. Author of “Channeling Hypomania in Aruba” and other stories. Creator of the Blackborow Station Podcast.
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