LITERARY CRITICISM

How to Be the Best Uncle Ever: The Christmas Gift Tags of Hewlett Patterson Linkwater

Celebrating the New Discovery With a Capybara Named Herbert

“Delighted to see you, children.” (Portrait of the author, imagined by Midjourney)

As Hewlett Patterson Linkwater’s official biographer, lawyer, and sex-therapist, I was delighted that the editorial staff at Sweary Mommy approached me about writing…