List: Humor | Curated by Hewlett Patterson Linkwater

Feb 28, 2023
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If You Own an Electrolux Vacuum You Can Go Fuck Yourself…I just bought a Kirby, that’s why.
Jun 12, 2021
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Jun 12, 2021
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My Therapist Continues to Ignore My Film RecommendationsI’m paying her to listen to me
Jun 18, 2021
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Jun 18, 2021
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Don’t Say I Must Still Keep Up with the NewsJune Edition Volume XVII
Jun 18, 2021
Jun 18, 2021
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Is Everyone’s Dog Bisexual?I’m asking for a friend
Jun 22, 2021
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Jun 22, 2021
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Protecting Our Elections From Outside Interference by the PoorKeeping our democracy safe
Jun 24, 2021
Jun 24, 2021
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Give Me a Two-Month Grace Period Before Canceling My Favorite DirectorI’m the real victim here
Jun 30, 2021
Jun 30, 2021
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This Meeting Would Suck Without MeTech Notes from the underground
Jul 6, 2021
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Jul 6, 2021
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Zombie Side Hustles for 2021Earning extra cash as an undead corporeal revenant
Jul 19, 2021
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Jul 19, 2021
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Introducing My Used Car Writers Challenge50 Shades of Grey Honda Fit
Aug 1, 2021
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Aug 1, 2021
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Being Better at Being Bad in BedLife Hacks for Incompetent Lovers
Aug 7, 2021
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Aug 7, 2021
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Fast and Furious Walnut BlastingZen and the Art of Volkswagen Maintenance
Aug 9, 2021
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Aug 9, 2021
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Best Places For Crabs and Mescaline in BaltimoreShaking Old Bay through the doors of perception
Aug 15, 2021
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Aug 15, 2021
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Microdosing Strategies for the Horseshoe CasinoTips for beating the house
Aug 25, 2021
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Aug 25, 2021
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Ruth Langmore and the Chorizo Burrito with Red SauceMescaline and the miracle on 36th Street
May 10, 2022
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May 10, 2022
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Four Times Catherine Keener Sabotaged Our RelationshipA Journal for Clinical Reference
Jun 16, 2022
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Jun 16, 2022
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I Slept with Bob VillaHouse flipping tips for a competitive market
Jun 19, 2022
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Jun 19, 2022
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Upcoming Key Party CancelledMemo to all association members
Jun 23, 2022
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My Roaches Are My ChildrenWhy Elizabeth and I chose to adopt
Jun 25, 2022
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Jun 25, 2022
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Best Restaurants in Baltimore for Dinner with Cassidy HutchinsonMaking the most of a romantic evening
Jun 29, 2022
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Jun 29, 2022
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Ally Sheedy and the Kimchi Pancake SpecialA shot at the Parkway Theater
Jul 4, 2022
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Jul 4, 2022
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