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I had a thought the other day, a plan for when I become destitute. I'll walk up back and forth in the frozen food isle of the grocery store and pretend to shop. I'll just let the air condition waft over me. Every once in a while I'll write down a few notes. This will confuse the store clerks, and they won't immediately kick me out.

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Hewlett Patterson Linkwater
Hewlett Patterson Linkwater

Written by Hewlett Patterson Linkwater

Anti-psychotic drug enthusiast. Author of “Channeling Hypomania in Aruba” and other stories. Creator of the Blackborow Station Podcast.

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