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Lauren Boebert and AOC Introduce Bipartisan Thirst Trap Legislation

Exclusive coverage of the House of Representatives

3 min readSep 6, 2023

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Lauren Boebert and AOC Introduce Bipartisan Thirst Trap Legislation

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Best Places to Masturbate in Boise

You’re wanking in your own private Idaho

5 min readSep 1, 2023

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Best Places to Masturbate in Boise

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Best Places to Masturbate in Colorado Springs

Wanking off the beaten path

5 min readApr 28, 2023

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Best Places to Masturbate in Colorado Springs

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Sweary Mommy

The Christmas Gift Tags of Hewlett Patterson Linkwater

Celebrating a new discovery with a capybara named Herbert

3 min readApr 18, 2023

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The Christmas Gift Tags of Hewlett Patterson Linkwater

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About Me — Lauren Boebert

Moments of introspection from Paris and beyond

4 min readMar 4, 2023

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About Me — Lauren Boebert

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About Me Stories

About Me — Hewlett Patterson Linkwater

Vacuum Restoration Specialist, Detective, Provocateur

4 min readMar 2, 2023

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About Me — Hewlett Patterson Linkwater

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Support Groups For Bipolar Disorder

Reasons why attendance has helped me

4 min readFeb 22, 2023

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Support Groups For Bipolar Disorder

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MuddyUm

Best Places to Masturbate in Asheville North Carolina

Wanking off the beaten path

4 min readJan 27, 2023

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Best Places to Masturbate in Asheville North Carolina

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MuddyUm Trashed My Airbnb

Putting put the pieces of our lives back together

5 min readJan 26, 2023

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MuddyUm Trashed My Airbnb

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Fanfare

Why ‘Peep Show’ is the Most Underrated TV Show

That Mitchell and Webb Greatness

5 min readJul 21, 2022

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Why ‘Peep Show’ is the Most Underrated TV Show

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Hewlett Patterson Linkwater

Hewlett Patterson Linkwater

Anti-psychotic drug enthusiast. Author of “Channeling Hypomania in Aruba” and other stories. Creator of the Blackborow Station Podcast.

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