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Hewlett Patterson Linkwater

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MuddyUm

I Will Strip for Your Book Club

Sisterhood of the Breakaway Pants

3d ago

I Will Strip for Your Book Club

3d ago

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Invisible Illness

Bipolar Travel in Vegas

Inhale. Exhale. Count to three.

5d ago

Bipolar Travel in Vegas

5d ago

Published in
Invisible Illness

Bipolar Disorder Saved My Life

At least for now

Nov 8

Bipolar Disorder Saved My Life

Nov 8

Published in
MuddyUm

Romane Bohringer and the Hilltop Gravy Fries

Writings and warnings from Pont-Sainte-Maxence

May 29

Romane Bohringer and the Hilltop Gravy Fries

May 29

Published in
MuddyUm

Lauren Boebert and AOC Introduce Bipartisan Thirst Trap Legislation

Exclusive coverage of the House of Representatives

Sep 6, 2023

Lauren Boebert and AOC Introduce Bipartisan Thirst Trap Legislation

Sep 6, 2023

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MuddyUm

Best Places to Masturbate in Boise

You’re wanking in your own private Idaho

Sep 1, 2023

Best Places to Masturbate in Boise

Sep 1, 2023

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MuddyUm

Best Places to Masturbate in Colorado Springs

Wanking off the beaten path

Apr 28, 2023

Best Places to Masturbate in Colorado Springs

Apr 28, 2023

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Sweary Mommy

The Christmas Gift Tags of Hewlett Patterson Linkwater

Celebrating a new discovery with a capybara named Herbert

Apr 18, 2023

The Christmas Gift Tags of Hewlett Patterson Linkwater

Apr 18, 2023

Published in
MuddyUm

About Me — Lauren Boebert

Moments of introspection from Paris and beyond

Mar 4, 2023

About Me — Lauren Boebert

Mar 4, 2023

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About Me Stories

About Me — Hewlett Patterson Linkwater

Vacuum Restoration Specialist, Detective, Provocateur

Mar 2, 2023

About Me — Hewlett Patterson Linkwater

Mar 2, 2023

Hewlett Patterson Linkwater

Hewlett Patterson Linkwater

Anti-psychotic drug enthusiast. Author of “Channeling Hypomania in Aruba” and other stories. Creator of the Blackborow Station Podcast.

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